Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Misery 1990

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Solid watch. The wife and the sheriff reminded me something out of Twin Peaks! Haha

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  Grand Theft Hamlet 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  I too found people online during the lockdowns and managed to pass the time with a weird task on a day to day basis. So I found this relatable for sure. I think having grown up with the  “let’s plays” / roll play in GTA, I don’t think I was blown away but I did enjoy this. The creative idea was an awesome outing to say the least and the actors were awesome! I think maybe I struggled a bit…

Popular reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ½ Watched 29 Sep 2024

  It was like if Ron Howard’s Live action “The Grinch” and Sam Rami’s “Spider-Man 3” had a spontaneous threesome with a Neil Breen film. Calling it a “menage a trios” would take away the eloquence of the of the French phrase, despite its potentially dirty yet beautiful post cigarette clarity. 

  I was hurt by this film. Deeply.

  P.S. At about 40 minutes into the film a couple got up and left. Now I spent 18 Great British pounds to see…

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★ Watched 28 Oct 2024

  Is it purely coincidental that Lee becomes a FBI agent or is that just something I didn’t pick up on? I don’t know… This film was hyped to shit by normies at the barbershop, and I’ll be honest even if it hadn’t been, and I found it on my own, I would still think it’s a pretty empty film. It’s entirely too long. And I probably would have turned it off if it weren’t for the fact that I needed…