Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  New York Minute 2004

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Wow this shit is racist as fuck what the hell

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  Passport to Paris 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This shit absolutely ruled. I loved it. I never need to go to Paris now. I have experienced it. Beautiful.

Popular reviews

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  A Beauty & the Beast Christmas 2019

  ★★★ Rewatched 15 Dec 2023 2

  I have now watched this five times and I have no idea how it took me this long to realize how fucking fake and strange that snowman tree in the opening scene looks.

  I did mostly watch it again just so I could document the release of the episode of How Did This Get Made? in which I become a weird distraction, and the subsequent t-shirt with my name on it that you can buy for all of your loved…

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  Ronal the Barbarian 2011

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2024 2

  Shrek walked so that Ronal the Barbarian could stumble and fall and hit his balls on a bunch of stuff.