Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The End 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Art tells a lie that tells the truth. But the lies we tell in our everyday lives tell the truth too. The lies we tell each other out of fear. The lies we tell ourselves out of shame. There will always be a moment where they give way, and the nature of the lie illustrates the pain of the truth better than we could ever have intended to communicate if we had tried to speak honestly from the start.

  And…

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  New York Minute 2004

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Wow this shit is racist as fuck what the hell

Popular reviews

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  A Beauty & the Beast Christmas 2019

  ★★★ Rewatched 15 Dec 2023 2

  I have now watched this five times and I have no idea how it took me this long to realize how fucking fake and strange that snowman tree in the opening scene looks.

  I did mostly watch it again just so I could document the release of the episode of How Did This Get Made? in which I become a weird distraction, and the subsequent t-shirt with my name on it that you can buy for all of your loved…

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  Ronal the Barbarian 2011

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2024 2

  Shrek walked so that Ronal the Barbarian could stumble and fall and hit his balls on a bunch of stuff.