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Men at Work 1990
Emilio knew exactly the film he wanted to make: Buddy Comedy Beach Noir w/ an extended all night third act… and he nailed it!
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Maidstone 1970
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Contains the best fight scene in cinematic history. Shot by D.A. Pennebaker and conceived by Rip Torn. Like the film burning in front of your eyes, celluloid bubbling and tarring, revealing behind a secret image of our true reality. Mark Borchardt really likes it. Not as good as Symbiopsychotaxiplasm: Take One, but the end scene really reveals something extraordinarily beautiful, like a flower that blooms in seconds and dies immediately after.
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Aardvark 2010
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The screening I went to, after a really good scene the screen went black. Everyone thought it was intentional darkness to replicate the blind mans POV. Something the film hadn’t done yet. Amazing! But then the scene kept going over black. I was like woah, love the balls to this. Then the lights came up, and the director explained something went wrong with the DCP. Not intentional. Or was it??
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