To hear Ride of the Valkyries while CGI slop was smeared on screen was haunting, and not in the good way. Utterly flat and ugly, a complete waste of $320m.
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The Ballad of Wallis Island 2025
This had multiple scenes of people singing earnestly with acoustic guitars, and I still loved it. Tim Key is brilliant.
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House of Gucci 2021
Maybe the ugliest film I've had the displeasure of seeing in the cinema. Did Ridley Scott really think he could get away with making The Last Duel so good then release this right after and nobody would say anything???
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Artemis Fowl 2020
As if 2020 wasn't bad enough, I willingly watched possibly the worst Disney film I've ever seen. I read the first couple of books years ago so I don't remember very clearly, but they definitely weren't such massive piles of incomprehensible shit like this is.
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