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Snow White 2025
absolutely bananas that zegler is being scapegoated, that would be true even if she were awful in this, but it’s made doubly egregious by the fact that she’s the only one here giving their all to the point that she makes the character work. remember when movies had knockout singing?? well, here’s some! we’re taking her for granted I think
The “dwarves” being the way they are is the stupidest, nuttiest, most inexplicable decision and I love it. They look…
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Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 2009
in freshman year of college I met a man with a deep sexual preoccupation with Amy Adams in this movie (he would ask me ‘wanna see the baddest bitch alive?’ and flash a jpeg of her in the Amelia Earhart getup) and you know what, I get it
unrelated Alan Silverstri is a menace, he’s just doing whatever, can the legends of Hollywood gently bully him into retiring like people did for Biden
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Companion 2025
this getting good reviews has permanently radicalized me against the modern world of criticism I swear to god
probably way too low of a rating, it’s not like this is unwatchable or immoral, but I’m sorry I have just HAD it with these mid-low budget genre exercises that are about nothing but themselves. this is a movie about a “fuckbot” (their words, not mine) that doesn’t have a single provocative image or challenging idea. It doesn’t even have interesting or fun images…
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A Star Is Born 2018
I’m not gonna shut the fuck up about this movie, all of you are gonna be so annoyed by my constant yabbering I swear
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