Arson Welles

Arson Welles

Mess is an art form, and baby, I'm a connoisseur.

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  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

  • Double Down

    ★★★★★

  • 2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus

    ½

  • The Stuff

    ★★★★★

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Now, I've never seen the original, and I've never read Dracula, so I don't know how faithful it is to either, but I loved this movie. Incredible cinematography, beautiful costuming. I really appreciated that the lighting was dark without making the scenes invisible! It's a real pet peeve of mine. But the acting was kind of a miss for me, and the sound mixing needed a lot of help.

    Glad I checked DtDD; I ended up skipping about 30 seconds or so because I didn't need the pigeon scene in my brain. 😬

  • Double Down

    Double Down

    ★★★★★

    The first masterpiece by the greatest filmmaker of the 21st century, and I'm not joking.

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  • 2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus

    2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus

    ½

    Garbage, and only kind of in the funny way. Fuck this guy! And fuck me for making my friends sit through this with me.