🔙🔛🔝
Favorite films
Recent activity
AllRecent reviews
MorePopular reviews
More-
The Substance 2024
holy shit was this cooking with gas!!! literally had me slackjawed. 2024 we’re hagmaxxing ladies. full engoopification incoming. slop & spew mode. absolutely disgusting foley and went so full throttle by the end i wanted to leap out of my chair. the m. qualley hyperobjectification has to be tongue in cheek, anyone thinking this movie is sincerely giving us unexamined ass shots for like 20% of the runtime is on some bullshit. way way too long (perhaps too many ass shots) but had 1000/10 practical effects. i need a cigarette and a shower and five beers and to jump into the sea
Translated from by -
The Shrouds 2024
cronenberg goes full fox news grandpa on our ass!!! nonsensical evil ai assistant subplot (incl. a fucking koala?), genuinely offensive level of sexism and depersonalization of women, extremely corny ass cgi, and deeply under-thought hacker plot blaming it all on… china?!?! somebody take this man’s ipad away
Translated from by