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Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  malewife soyboy mickey and yandere grippysock mickey are both important to me in different ways

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025 1

  please button at least ONE more button jesse

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 May 2024 2

  holy shit was this cooking with gas!!! literally had me slackjawed. 2024 we’re hagmaxxing ladies. full engoopification incoming. slop & spew mode. absolutely disgusting foley and went so full throttle by the end i wanted to leap out of my chair. the m. qualley hyperobjectification has to be tongue in cheek, anyone thinking this movie is sincerely giving us unexamined ass shots for like 20% of the runtime is on some bullshit. way way too long (perhaps too many ass shots) but had 1000/10 practical effects. i need a cigarette and a shower and five beers and to jump into the sea

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  The Shrouds 2024

  ½ Watched 23 May 2024

  cronenberg goes full fox news grandpa on our ass!!! nonsensical evil ai assistant subplot (incl. a fucking koala?), genuinely offensive level of sexism and depersonalization of women, extremely corny ass cgi, and deeply under-thought hacker plot blaming it all on… china?!?! somebody take this man’s ipad away