Favorite films

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  The Apprentice 2024

  ★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  total slog, looks weird as fuck because it’s all shot on film with bad lighting and shaky cameras. hits all the worst biopic tropes and has like one funny scene. Suicide needle drop though

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  sometimes a movie doesn’t have to be good, it just has to be cool

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025 1

  TOTALLY MID. POINTLESS OVERLONG OSCAR BAIT. Brody was good but apparently was juicing his shit with AI Hungarian! Corbet is a dumb guy who thinks he’s smart! Looked and sounded great tho

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  American Movie 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2024 3

  Is that what you wanna do with your life? Suck down peppermint schnapps and try to call Morocco at two in the morning?

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