Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Fog 1980

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Silent Hill battered it's eyes

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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Jeff Goldblum lying on the table with an open shirt and all bloodied up like ok girl we see you

Popular reviews

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  Leprechaun 1993

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2024

  Watched on st patrick's day, the leprechaun literally touched a man's dick I can't believe pride month came early

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  Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack 2001

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2025 2

  Godzilla was such a dick in this movie

  Sometimes godzilla doesn't need to be a mutated monster in constant pain or a hero for the world, he can just be an asshole and that's ok :)

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