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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  What is up with Robert Pattinson always forming some freaky little polycule and why haven’t I been invited to any of them yet

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  The Rocky Horror Picture Show 1975

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  Literally makes me pop my pussy every time I’ve seen it, be it with a shadow cast or within the confines of my own hovel. Brad Majors please call me back it’s been years baby pl-

Popular reviews

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  Crimson Peak 2015

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Aug 2024

  You can smell the dust and rot that pervades this movie’s entire being, sickeningly sweet yet musty as FUCK. A perfectly perverse yet horrifyingly captivating experience. Stunning sets. Beautiful gothic costumes. Loki’s entire bare ass. A plot twist that still makes me want to gleefully choke myself out with piano wire TO THIS DAY. DEAR GOD. SO MUCH VISUAL STORYTELLING… AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT UPON THE SENSES OHOHOHHO. Keeps you guessing at every turn. One of me and my sibling’s favorite movies,,,,,,,,,, I wish I was kidding.

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  Miller's Girl 2024

  ½ Watched 07 Aug 2024

  PROVES YOU CANT HIDE LITERAL PEDOPHILIA UNDER FLOWERY PROSE. This wattpad ass movie was so gross I was shocked it COULD EVEN BE RELEASED IN THIS YEAR 2024. How are we still making these victim blaming ass pedophile movies???!! The only 5 characters were all terrible, weird ass kiddy diddlers (varying degrees, all unacceptable) so cringeworthy I thought this film would blindside me and transition into a horror film. I HOPED it would. But alas.

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