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  • Sputnik

    ★★★½

  • Salem's Lot

    ★★

  • Head Count

    ★★½

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    ★★★★★

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  • Sputnik

    Sputnik

    ★★★½

    Genuinely unbelievable to me that there are people on here calling this film derivative and boring when Alien Romulus has a higher rating. Sputnik is everything that the Alien franchise has forgotten that is was. Yes, it's a little slow and sure, there are some practical questions that are left unanswered (like how the creature entered the capsule in vacuum and climbed down a guy's throat without killing everyone on board) but because there is no attempt made to answer…

  • Salem's Lot

    Salem's Lot

    ★★

    In a recent interview when asked about his plans for adapting Stephen King's Dark Tower series, Mike Flanagan said that he would simply 'do the books'. Literally the perfect response for any fan of the novels. This film, however, took a different approach. In that, it took the original story, cut half of it out, rewrote what was left and then peppered it with references to all the bits they cut out that now make NO FUCKING SENSE. Which begs…

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  • Carne

    Carne

    Do not watch this film while high. No really, that's not a dare or some kind of challenge. Just, don't.

  • Head Count

    Head Count

    ★★½

    There was a lot that I enjoyed about this film. It's well shot, it's an interesting premise, the dialogue was within acceptable parameters for the genre with the added bonus of the actors mostly being able to pull it off and it's desert setting is something I've come to particularly enjoy in horror flicks over the past couple of years. In fact, for around about 80 minutes I was actually having a pretty good time. Unfortunately the final 10 minutes…

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