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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  Watched 03 Mar 2025

  ok let's see what emilia pérez is all about

  *netflix logo*

  oh my god

  
  I'm gonna be honest, I don't think films should be judged by the controversies that surround them.
  I think they should be judged by how dogshit they are. And in this case, it's a hot Summer's day and Emilia Pérez is smeared on the sidewalk with bits of dental floss sticking out of it.

  It's a bog-standard 2AM rerun of a random Spanish soap opera that's…

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  Presence 2024

  Watched 28 Feb 2025

  an instant hit for people whose only reference of visual media is watching twitch streamers play the sims

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  Watched 19 Mar 2024 1

  zendaya: you are now Frenulum. and a pure blood Blorgenslort of the Floogertung-McNaiveigh family. the Sheindotcom-Bottomtexts won’t know what hit them

  timothee: 🗿

  
  Sure, I'll talk about Dune. Why not. But first, a disclaimer - I am not the target audience for this. I do love sci-fi, but more of the 60s, out-there variety, which is what I assumed Dune would be, instead of a 3-hour Game of Thrones episode. I have also not read the books, so the best…

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  Watched 04 Aug 2023

  The yang part of the eponymous marketing monstrosity "Barbenheimer", Christopher Nolan's latest attempt at bringing the film world to a wide-eyed, pants-creamed standstill, proves to be... alright. I couldn't say that it's entirely my thing despite having quite a strong interest in both science and history, but it's a well-made, solid film.

  The good:
  -Acting. "Where-do-I-know-them-from" fatigue aside, the film has solid performances all around, EXCEPT for Emily Blunt who is inexplicably still in 2016 doing The Girl on the Train.…

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