Chris

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Favorite films

  • Oldboy
  • The Apartment
  • Casablanca
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

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  • Borderline

    ★★★

  • Socket

    ★★★½

  • Raising Arizona

    ★★★★★

  • Charlie's Angels

    ★★★★

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  • Vibrations

    Vibrations

    ★★★½

    Ever wonder what became of Lucas from The Wizard (1989)? After a brief foray through Twin Peaks, he lost his hands in an assault, got some Jack Kelly hands and a Michael Bolton wig, and Kelly Bundy saved his life with the power of techno and homemade Power Gloves.

  • Sleepwalkers

    Sleepwalkers

    ★★★★½

    Stephen King at his coked up best. If I didn't already understand David Lynch's obsession with Mädchen Amick, this would've done it. Good lord.

    ACAB except for Clovis.

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  • Of Unknown Origin

    Of Unknown Origin

    ★★★★½

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    We used to be a proper country, with split diopters and depth of field and interesting lighting. I thought scorpions coming out of my toilet were bad. New fear unlocked.

  • The Trip

    The Trip

    ★★★½

    Oh, to be Peter Fonda, high off my tits on LSD, running from the Nazgûl through a forest dressed like Rush during their kimono period. Of all the movies for me to not be high for.

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