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  Zodiac 2007

  Watched 28 Nov 2022

  idk wikipedia said it was 16th in bbc's poll of the best movies of the 21st century or something. and i thought it was fine? the acting was really good, but as with other biopic-y stories i thought the pacing just got weird. it's very clear this was just a case that, after some fervor, went cold and then every like 8-12 years something almost notable happened around it that could warrant a 2 minute scene.

  there was also some…

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  Mr. & Mrs. Smith 2005

  Watched 27 Nov 2022

  good bad movie. i like how it's a metaphor about being bisexual in a hetero relationship and realizing that your marriage has to be gayer / you should be out to each other for you to be happy

  it's fun how much brad pitt and angelina jolie suppress their on-screen chemistry in the first half of the film

  my favorite scene was after they destroyed their suburban home trying to kill each other, in the morning after their makeup sex,…

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  Death on the Nile 2022

  Watched 26 Nov 2022

  absolutely great thanksgiving film -- sassy/stupid/melodramatic one-liners, over the top sexuality, amazing costumes, and a lot of fun pointing out where they do and don't try to minimize armie hammer in this movie.

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  Love, Charlie: The Rise and Fall of Chef Charlie Trotter 2021

  Watched 21 Nov 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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