Blake Altman

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Favorite films

  • Phantom Thread
  • The Lighthouse
  • Get Out
  • Silence

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  • Better Man

    ★★★★½

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

  • The Beast

    ★★★★½

  • Twisters

    ★★★½

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  • Better Man

    Better Man

    ★★★★½

    You gotta be fucking KIDDING me, man.

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

    What a rare gem! A Looney Tunes movie that actually, for better or worse, feels like something from the old days, complete with double entendres and wildly inspired animation. We get one 2-D animated movie every 7-10 years on average, and this one was a treat.

    It's got its issues: for one, this movie is perhaps a touch TOO zany for anyone who isn't a child. One could be pretty easily turned off by just how much yelling goes on…

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  • Little Deaths

    Little Deaths

    ½

    I'm just gonna say here that I really despised this movie so I'm just going to use Letterboxd to rip it to shreds. This is gonna be long; abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

    In horror, there's a very fine line between deliciousness and depravity. Stray too far toward the former, and your horror is toothless and has no stakes. Lurch too far toward the latter, and you have a tasteless abhorrence, throwing misery at your screen and begging…

  • The Boys Presents: Diabolical

    The Boys Presents: Diabolical

    Now this one! This is the best one, and I'll tell you why.

    Amazon's adaptation of The Boys is good. I like it a lot. But they had to tone the comics down a LOT to make it ready for TV. Anyone familiar with Garth Ennis knows he needs to be stopped from time to time.

    But this little short manages to capture the best parts of the comics: the art style, the ultra dark humor, the way the Boys…