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Cruel Intentions 1999
When I saw Swoosie Kurtz in the opening credits, I went, "Oh shit, Swoosie Kurtz!" Then I realized that I didn't actually know who Swoosie Kurtz was, but to that I said, "No matter, I'm ready for some Swoosie!" I think that might be the best sentence that has ever come out of my mouth, and it is now my life's mission to use that in a conversation.
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A Bay of Blood 1971
Just as incredible as the first time I saw it, in fact probably even more so. Still one of the all-time great slashers, and still Bava's magnum condom opus (from what I've seen). Also, I officially need to see a doctor about potential head trauma and memory loss, because how in the FUCK did I completely forget the ending to this thing?? I'm glad I did as experiencing the brilliance blind once again was exactly what I needed, but still…
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