Nathan

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Open the pod bay doors HAL




I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.

Favorite films

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Alien
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • The Thing

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  • Snatch

    ★★★

  • Dances with Wolves

    ★★★★

  • A Real Pain

    ★★½

  • Hoosiers

    ★★★½

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  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    John Carpenter’s The Thing is a true masterpiece. It has to have the best monster in any movie. Definitely has one of the greatest atmospheres of all time. The setting of being stuck out in the middle of Antarctica makes the movie so much better. All of the characters feel like real people and are acted extremely well. I think this is Kurt Russell’s best performance for sure, but he’s also amazing in The Hateful 8. Also definitely John Carpenter’s…

  • The Empire Strikes Back

    The Empire Strikes Back

    ★★★★★

    100/100
    The Empire Strikes Back proves that the sequel can be better than the original. It builds on everything that A New Hope did with deeper and more meaningful themes. It takes Luke Skywalker’s hero journey from the original and completely flips it on his head. Luke fails so much in this movie and he will learn and change so much from his failure. If Empire wasn’t as good as it ended up being, then the rest of the saga…

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  • Snatch

    Snatch

    ★★★

    Brad Pitt was a better fighter in this movie than in Fight Club. Pretty funny movie.

    “Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.”

    High 3

  • Dances with Wolves

    Dances with Wolves

    ★★★★

    Beautiful movie with such a great score and cinematography. Kevin Costner did an amazing job both staring and directing in this movie. Very close to a 4.5. 

    “Dances with Wolves! I am Wind In His Hair. Do you see that I am your friend? Can you see that you will always be my friend?”

    High 4

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★½

    Pretty average movie to be honest. I liked the actors and I found some of the scenes funny, but other than that it was an okay movie to me.

    Mid 2.5

  • Attack on Titan: THE LAST ATTACK

    Attack on Titan: THE LAST ATTACK

    ★★★★★

    The perfect ending to one of the most well written stories of all time. Hajime Isayama Is a genius. I wouldn’t change anything about this ending it’s truly incredible. So glad I got to see it in theaters. Attack on Titan is peak fiction

    “Eren, thanks for wrapping this scarf around me.”