Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Jul 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Recent reviews

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  Django 1966

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Cool stuff. Unfortunately the version on Peacock (more like poopcock) is pretty rough, seems like it's a VCR recording of a cable broadcast. tough. But it's a great looking film, obviously it's no Leone picture but even so there's some incredibly slick camera work in here, the last shot in particular stands out. I liked watching an anti-racist woman respecting square-jawed Union boy go beast mode on the Klan.

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  Jackass: The Movie 2002

  Watched 28 Jan 2025

  I think if they do another Voyager mission they should put the entirety of this feature on the golden record. Seldom does a film reflect the human experience with such accuracy. 

  Watched on Criterion Channel.

Popular reviews

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ★ Watched 20 Dec 2019

  On the way home from the "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker", I drove through Burger King and ordered an Impossible Whopper. The lady I gave my order to asked if i wanted bacon on my Impossible Whopper. This made no sense, as adding bacon to a vegetarian sandwich defeats the entire purpose. You set up a perfectly fine Impossible Whopper, but then,surely because some people complained about it on the internet, you add bacon. And while people who like…

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Apr 2023 2

  Fuck it, five stars. I don't know if I've ever had this much fun at the movies. My face literally hurts from smiling. I'm a dead silent movie goer usually but at multiple points I was hooting and hollering. My whole audience reacted to every single punch like it's the goddamn Superbowl and the Bills just scored a winning touchdown in the final minute. I was punching the air every time he said "Yeah", I was losing my damn mind…