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  Possessor 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2022

  I specifically watched the uncut version of the movie, but BOTH of the penises in the movie are, as far as I can tell, circumcised.

  Good movie, but it looses points for false advertising - 4/5

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  The Evil Dead 1981

  ★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2022

  The movie is titled “Evil Dead” but that is a misnomer. The narrative’s antagonists are demons who were summoned but an ancient incantation performed via cassette tape.

  Demons, while often incorporeal, are not dead. These demons posses the living bodies of several humans which are thereafter subjected to numerous bodily injuries, but it is never established if this kills the human host or not.

  Even so, the dead themselves are not the evil, but rather the demons within the questionably living…

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  GoldenEye 1995

  ½ Watched 29 Dec 2021

  Turns out “GoldenEye” is just some satellite NOT a dude with a badass golden eyeball.

  I haven’t been this disappointed since I went to Golden Corral

  1/10

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