Brandon Burnett

Brandon Burnett

Favorite films

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Red Desert
  • Tropico
  • A Place in the Sun

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  • Beware of a Holy Whore

  • Gods of the Plague

  • Closer

  • The Merchant of Four Seasons

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  • Closer

    Closer

    When I was a psychotic 22 year old fag I used to say lines from this movie in the middle of fights with my bf

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    Kimchi flavored Netflix style slop deep fried in Nausicaa. K town’s cultural exports have been LAGGING. Hopefully that Lisa album is better

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    I'm more interested in, you know, SpaceX and Tesla, what's going to happen with our intergalactic possibilities. Whenever people bring up feminism, I'm like, god. I'm just not really that interested

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    Sometimes I have this waking dream where I wake up and walk through a building trying to find a bathroom and I realize the building’s a high school swim facility/gymnasium and I end up in the locker room and it’s flooded with shit water, brown splattered everywhere, and I go to the stalls where the metallic toilets overflow with shit water and I look into the toilet bowl and all I see is black and then I wake up for real. This movie inspires similar feels of dread as this dream does

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