Brad Teisen

Brad Teisen

Favorite films

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
  • The Martian
  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

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  • Prince of Darkness

    ★½

  • Megalopolis

    ★★

  • The Witches of Eastwick

    ★★½

  • Longlegs

    ★★

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  • Prince of Darkness

    Prince of Darkness

    ★½

    Basically it’s about a satanic green gas that becomes liquid and it can only spread its ideology by squirting into the victim’s mouth. It also has an alliance with the homeless and bugs for some reason and together, they all try to kill these college kids to bring good ol Satan back; or try to trick God to turn to the dark side by chatting with him through a mirror? Bro idk. 

    This movie is asscheeks. The bad kind of asscheeks.

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ★★

    I have no idea what happened in this movie or what the premise is. It’s basically about some dude that controls time and wants to build a city with walking escalators and a bunch of weird shit happens

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    ★★★★

    Whaaaaat, Marvel can actually make an entertaining movie!! I haven’t enjoyed a Marvel film like this since that Spider-Man movie. A great sound track and an enjoyable story to follow. Well done James Gunn! Well done!

  • All Quiet on the Western Front

    All Quiet on the Western Front

    ★★★★½

    This movie is the definition of “War is Hell.” A deep, hard to watch story filled with the consequences that war brings to humanity.

    Golly, I was just left speechless at the end. And now I can add this movie to the list of movies that made me fucking cry. (Which is now 6 movies) 

    This is a must watch movie my dudes!

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