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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023
This is the best Turtles film.
The original cartoons marked my first global craze. Admittedly, and unsurprisingly, those children's cartoons don't have the same rewatchability value as an adult. However, they had a profound impact on my life. Subsequent films and series have tapped into the things I adore about the cartoon but not like this. To me, each turtle is a facet of teen persona, not just a cliché of teen behaviours. Inside us there are four turtles.
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MaXXXine 2024
In the words of The Lion King: there's far too much to take in here.
The first act is a neo-noir De Palma which pivots into a pseudo-sleeze slasher sequel. In stead of Ti West's signature tonal gear shift at the midway point, this one changes genre. This is telegraphed by an abrupt and unsatisfying kill.
The second act becomes the film that Maxine is making - a corny cash-grab sequel. An important time to remember that an ironic cardigan…Translated from by
