Anthony Crenna is back to battle another giant crocodile after claiming the last one destroyed his life and killed all of his friends, despite the fact that the last film ended with all but one of his friends still alive.
And once again people are just falling off of boats left and right.
This one feels even more underdeveloped and scattershot than the first. The evil developer guy doesn’t really even get his comeuppance. I liked the guy that got…
A giant killer crocodile mutated by toxic waste is terrorizing a village in the Dominican Republic. Luckily some white people are there to save the day!
After seeing the giant crocodile attack and eat several dark-skinned locals:
Environmentalist - “You can’t kill it! It’s a living thing!”
After seeing the giant crocodile attack and eat one white-skinned guy:
Environmentalist - “I’ll kill it myself!”
Half of the movie is just the insufferable main characters having boat problems. Every time the crocodile is onscreen it’s pure gold though.
My favorite part is when the demonic undead metal rocker takes time out to do some sort of flashdance number prior to murdering a crowd of people. That's before his evil plans get foiled by a toilet.
It's as if this was made by someone who only ever had movies described to them.
I'm convinced there is a secret code hidden within this film. The location focused non sequiturs. The director using the pseudonym of Region. The invisible forces asserting their will on the tangible surroundings. The computer graphics that begin as free floating before eventually finding grounding. Its use of future technologies guiding us to the idea that the seemingly random pieces of paper taped to…
