Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion 1997

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Apr 2024

  Masterpiece I guess?

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2024

  Why must every one of my most anticipated movie experiences be ruined by Karen’s talking during the movie 😔

  Had this at 4.5 for five minutes then realized I’m crazy. That fucking bitch literally made me take half a star off

Popular reviews

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  Blade Runner 1982

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Oct 2021 3

  Very similar to Alien in the fact that the cinematography makes me wanna cum in my pants but also I can’t hear half the fucking words they’re saying. I was very tempted to give this a 5/5. 

  Harrison Ford risked it all for that robo pussy. Fucking simp. 

  Overall very unrealistic because if robot prostitutes existed I would’ve bought one by now because real girls don’t like me #downbadquoteoftheday

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  Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 22 Jun 2021 1

  There’s a lot of progress from Chamber of Secrets if you know what I’m saying

  Long story short...I’m a terrible person and I hate myself