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  I Was/I Am 1973

  Watched 27 Mar 2025

  I got scared there are only four of us in class today and apparently im gay for real

  Ok and it turns out barbara hammer is too!

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  The Wild Robot 2024

  Watched 13 Jan 2025

  Very snappy and fast paced i was going to complain a little that the messaging was so on the nose at times but then i remembered the audience and also i remembered there are movies for adults that also suffer with being so on the nose always. Better than zootopia because the fox character is not only like that but also cute and cat-like sometimes (not that i have anything against nick wilde he was great at coachella 2016) however…

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  Barbie 2023

  Watched 01 Aug 2023 2

  the first couple of times the kens were talking about having a "beach off" i misheard it as "beat off" and that they were going to beat each other off so you can imagine how jarring it was for me at first (and also why i need subtitles)

  stereotypical barbie has a danisnotonfire-style existential crisis. weird barbie butch barbie. earring magic ken. this is a car advertisment. ken says Sublime!

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  Brokeback Mountain 2005

  Watched 04 Jun 2023 34

  shed a few tears an hour and fourty seven minutes in and then a couple more at the one hour and fifty four minute mark

  the situationship goes craaaazy