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professional cinephile / sandra voyter apologist
chronic 5 star rater

Favorite films

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • The Virgin Suicides
  • Waiting for Guffman
  • Bonnie and Clyde

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  • Spring Breakers

    ★★★★★

  • The Farewell

    ★★★★

  • Barking Water

  • Opus

    ★★★

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  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★★

    Not enough Catherine Keener. If there was more Catherine Keener, I’m sure this movie would win a Nobel Peace Prize, but since there wasn’t enough Catherine Keener, it will not win a Nobel Peace Prize.

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  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers

    ★★★★★

    if nerds gummy clusters were a movie

  • The Farewell

    The Farewell

    ★★★★

    ❤️

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★★★

    The scariest and greatest movie I’ve ever seen. I’ve never felt scared after a movie ends, but after this one, I speed-walked back to my car.  And then I’m driving home and a SPIDER is on my front window. Scariest night.

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★½

    Zendaya shakes it up once again, that’s for sure

    (This was so FUCKING GOOD)