Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  w/ megan

  oh my god i hated this.

  original animated’s nachos reheated with a once upon a time bean dip on disney+ miniseries plateware

  rachel zegler: i love you. oh my god, i love you. big fan. what the fuck was this? 

  why was this made????!!!

  songs were FLOPS. disney hollywood records is IN FLAMES

  gal gadot’s costume rack giving paris is burning

  the bring it on-ass standoff at the end PFFTTTT

  slow motion love song BARF

  NO GLASS COFFIN???…

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  Ted 2012

  ★★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  w/ seth and mackenzie 

  the opening is priceless im afraid. with the parents???? classic.

  also the “in the corner, there is a shit on my floor” bit is gold.

  seth macfarlane has done it again (this movie came out centuries ago)

Popular reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  w/ gavin

  THIS MOVIE AND ITS CHARACTERS ARE BEYOND GENDER. PROFOUND!!!

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  Miss Congeniality 2000

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  ITS NOT A PAGEANT. IT’S A SCHOLARSHIP PROGRAM.