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The Monkey 2025
"The monkey that likes killing our family is back. It must be vanquished."
That line pretty much encapsulates the entire film and I’m happy that it does. More splatstick than anything, ‘The Monkey’ exists as this nice reminder that horror doesn’t always have to either be entirely self serious or meta-textually aware. Sometimes there is a monkey that plays the drums and kills people, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Perkins brings his A game again following last year’s magnificent…
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The Adventures of Pluto Nash 2002
Me n my buddies thought it was pretty funny. FAR from the worst comedy I’ve seen, especially of the 2000s variety but it feels like it forgets to be a comedy at times when it tries to become an earnest drama. Too bad Eddie Murphy is a pretty funny dude amirite
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Ohio Walnuts 2023
Projects where some friends kinda just fuck around in front of a camera is the heart and soul that hollywood wishes it hand. In other words, this is blair witch if it was actually cool instead of scary and made by people who I see on twitter
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