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Favorite films

  • Titanic
  • Paris Is Burning
  • F for Fake
  • Anora

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  • The Beasts

    ★★★★½

  • Drive-Away Dolls

    ★★★½

  • Mean Girls

    ★★½

  • Juror #2

    ★★★½

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  • Marley & Me: The Puppy Years

    Marley & Me: The Puppy Years

    ½

    For some reason the subtitles kept changing "guys" to "gays" and that's pretty much the only enjoyment I got out of this.

  • The Revenant

    The Revenant

    ★★½

    I genuinely found it almost impossible to connect with this.

    DiCaprio did not deserve an Oscar for this. His performance is incredibly one note. Yes, I'm sure a lot of these scenes were physically very difficult to film. But besides suffering, what is he really doing here? Personally, I never cared whether he lived or died. His son got almost nothing to do, so when he was killed off I wasn't particularly affected or anything. And it's not like the…

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  • The Beasts

    The Beasts

    ★★★★½

    This reminded me so much of my home town. I very much sympathised with the daughter - why would our parents want to live in this miserable village surrounded by so many xenophobic people? Baffling in many ways.

    Originally I only had the subtitles on for the parts in French and Galician, but some of the accents in this are so thick I needed to switch it on for Spanish too. It's pretty nice to see a film in a minority language though.

    Anyway, this is great. Immediately gripping and maintains your attention throughout with some excellent performances.

  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls

    ★★★½

    I probably would have enjoyed this more had I not watched it on a plane. Took me a while to understand what was going on at a certain point because the dildo was totally censored, to the point it was invisible. I'm sure I'll give it another watch sometime though.

    Very fun performances. Margaret kills.

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  • North Sea Texas

    North Sea Texas

    ★★½

    Poor Sabrina, she deserved so much better than anybody in this film.

  • I'm Not Crazy!

    I'm Not Crazy!

    ★★★

    Girl, Interrupted, but Chilean and mediocre.