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Office Space 1999
This movie is my Bible. No one wants to do anything. Not a soul would choose a windowless existence if they ever truly had the choice. But they don’t. Mike Judge captures this with perfection.
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Blue Ruin 2013
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
***doesn’t see buddy for years, yapping about a stripper they met, kills a mother fucker for him with a God damn sniper rifle, steals his fucking car battery***
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The Graduate 1967
Young men and their nuts. Uncontrolled, unfettered, and spiked by romantic emotion, unmoved by social cues. Standing 4’11”, Hoff Man went hard, having sex across the coast, driving like a 2014 infinit g37 Inna neighborhood. This dude has some nuts, derogatory. I mean this guy.
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The Cabin in the Woods 2011
This movie fucking sucks, like most of my reviews are stupid or just a joke but please take me seriously, if you’re looking for meta horror, watch two episodes of black mirror and go to bed. This film is ass.
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