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sage

Favorite films

  • Brick
  • Paper Moon
  • Ginger Snaps
  • Reservoir Dogs

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  • Moana

  • Project X

    ★★★★★

  • The Fly

    ★★★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★★½

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  • Moana

    Moana

    thanks to the 9 year old i’m babysitting for reminding me how goated this movie is

  • Project X

    Project X

    ★★★★★

    why is this actually the best fucking movie i’ve ever seen in my life and im only half joking

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  • A Furry Little Christmas

    A Furry Little Christmas

    me 🤝 my mom: eating up these stupid hallmark style christmas movies where the protagonist is a big city girl and she goes back to her small hometown and falls in love with the sweet rural guy. they rly have these terrible movies down to a science and i love it. i will not accept criticism towards my love of these movies… THIS IS *NOT* FOR CINEMA THIS IS FOR JOY!!!!!!!! and that’s more important (also i’m beefing with my mom…

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★½

    this movie is like the most accurate embodiment of how i felt when i was depressed. when maddy says she knows she’ll die if she stays here, the way that years feel like seconds, the idea that this life is actually a punishment and there is another world that is the real one. i felt like that so often when i was depressed cause that was the only way i could let myself keep existing, was the idea that there would one day be something more. anyways very much tmi all of this but!
    “go, then. there are other worlds than these.” -stephen king

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