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Recent reviews

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  The Dark Knight 2008

  ★★★★ Rewatched 20 Feb 2025

  Does Two-Face blink, or doe he have to keep a bottle of eye drops on him for that thing just, being out there

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Feb 2025

  Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
  But Elrond can do it and it's just fine.

  Pippin does not get enough credit.

Popular reviews

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  The Matrix 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Dec 2023 9

  Honestly Kenzie starting an ARAM in the middle of this movie is one of the top five reasons she isn't my friend.

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  Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch 2005

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2024

  How tf do the adults not notice the blatant racism from the white girl? Any way here is an Elvis Song.

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