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Talk to Me 2022
I suppose the upside to modern horror being so shit is that when the good ones do come along, they really blow the roof off the place. Solid spooks, an original premise for once, and a real banger of an ending. I'll be interested to see what these two make next.
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Battle Beyond the Stars 1980
"Alright, fellas! I gotta have one of those, waddaya call 'em? Star wars! What did that cost that Lucas guy?"
"11 million."
"Hm. I can give you 2 million but it's gotta have a lot of naked ladies in it."
"Look, Rog. We can probably do it with 2 but Star Wars was kind of meant for kids."
"Fine. Fine. I get it. Can the space ship have big ol' titties, though?"
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