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  • Django Unchained

    ½

  • Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★½

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    ★★

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  • Django Unchained

    Django Unchained

    ½

    Since Quentin Tarantino hasn’t outgrown childish revenge fantasies, he should direct a film showing how history would look better without his garbage movies.

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Get Out

    Get Out

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    “You always lose me with that. You say ‘the fate of the multiverse’ and my brain dies!” -Peter Parker

    Though beautifully animated, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse is an abject failure of storytelling, saddled with as many problems as it has universes, including but not limited to: a pathetic villain, constant plot contrivances, the multiverse concept (central to the entire movie) and silly references to other Spider-Man media.

    A multiverse is the ultimate justification for contriving absolutely anything a storyteller…

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