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The Bayou 2025
Despite the nonstop inconsistent lighting, this movie wasn’t shot all that badly — there was some decent camera work. The alligator special effects were surprisingly solid for a film like this. But oh man, that's where the positives end.
The script was a disaster, packed with annoying, brainless characters that ruined any visual appeal. The cringe-worthy "badass hero" performances had me jump out of my skin. One character, in particular, was so insufferably rude and evil to everyone, yet instead…
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#MissingCouple 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
It feels like the creators of this film threw around 15 different ideas in a brainstorming session, couldn’t decide on one, and ended up using all of them—only to miss the mark with every single one. The movie started off strong; the opening moments of the investigation had me staring at every tree in the background, searching for something unnoticed. It was genuinely intriguing. But then, things started to fall apart. Is it a stalker? Is it a ghost? Does…
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Savageland 2015
Savageland is, at its core, a fairly average mockumentary that follows the story of a Mexican illegal immigrant who finds himself in a twisted stroke of luck (or perhaps misfortune?) as the sole survivor of a mass murder that turned a small town into a ghost town overnight. The film skillfully incorporates a social commentary on immigration, racism, and prejudice. However, what truly sets it apart is its inventive use of the found-footage subgenre in a way I've never seen…
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