bromarsalis

bromarsalis

Favorite films

  • Die Hard
  • Die Hard 2
  • Die Hard With a Vengeance
  • Live Free or Die Hard

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  • Queen & Slim

    ★★

  • Submarine

    ★★★★½

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★★

  • Mufasa: The Lion King

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  • Queen & Slim

    Queen & Slim

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Submarine

    Submarine

    ★★★★½

    “And as long as you still, keep pepper in the pill, you’ll find a way to spit it out again.”  I honestly don’t know why I keep coming back to this film.  It’s the type of unique coming of age film to alienate too broad of an audience yet somehow be intriguing to a straight black American man up too late one night sulking from a failed fling.  That coupled with an acoustic soundtrack done entirely by Alex Turner, I…

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  • Mufasa: The Lion King

    Mufasa: The Lion King

    If you ever wanted to watch a live version of a non canonical origin story to a character who isn’t the main focus of the original Lion King, accompanied by music in the stylings of Hamilton and featuring none of the original actors/actresses from the original movie you know and love - then BOY do I have a movie for you!  My one positive take on this film is that they waited for the wonderful James Earl Jones to pass before creating this film that much like its other live predecessor: none of us asked for.

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ½

    If I could give this a negative star, it would still be too high of a rating.

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