Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Muhammad Ali's Greatest Fight 2013

  ★★ Watched 07 Oct 2013

  Pretty funny to make a movie called Muhammad Ali's Greatest Fight and it’s 90% old white dudes talking boring legal shit for two hours.

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  Popeye's Revenge 2025

  ½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Why the horror genre when classic characters enter the public domain? Why not do something truly bold, like putting Popeye in an update of Querelle - after all, he is a sailor and I'd rather see Franco Nero lust after him then another generic cheap slasher.

Popular reviews

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  Ready to Rumble 2000

  ★ Watched 03 Jun 2018 1

  I saw this 6 times in theaters because I was a fucking moron who thought this was the pinnacle of comedy when I was 12.

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  Private Teacher 1983

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  I stole this tape from my friends dad's secret stash when I was 12.

  Sorry again Mr. Miller for stealing the only porn you had.

  Sorry Andy for saying it was your shitty cousin who must have taken it.