Bryce Wilson

Bryce Wilson Pro

I am a man with a heart that offends/
With its lonely and greedy demands/
There's only a shadow of me in a manner of speaking I'm dead

Favorite films

  • Gangs of New York
  • Kiki's Delivery Service
  • Sherlock Jr.
  • The Apartment

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  • My Neighbor Totoro

    ★★★★★

  • Jurassic Park

    ★★★★

  • Lethal Weapon

    ★★★★

  • Winnie the Pooh

    ★★★★

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  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

    Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

    ★★★★★

    The Review Part: This remains one of the most bracingly subversive films ever made. An open act of revenge against the audience for rejecting the creator's original ending, by fulfilling all of their demands in a manner usually reserved for monkey's paws.

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    The Introspective Noodling Part Of Questionable Interest To Anyone (If You Thought My First Reformed Review Was Bad Whoo Boy Look Out): It has been weird seeing Shinji Ikari in the news. I'm sure the algorithms busily…

  • First Reformed

    First Reformed

    ★★★★½

    A Profession Of Faith:

    "Faith is not so much a binary pole as a quantum state, which tends to vanish when closely examined."
    -John Updike-

    I think about God, and slash or his existence, more than most people would believe. Particularly since it has always been my policy that the best way to be a good representative for religion is to let people know you're religious, then shut up about it and try not to be an asshole.

    Like the…

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  • Mark Cavendish: Never Enough

    Mark Cavendish: Never Enough

    ★★★★

    I love cycling but on a professional level it seems about as destructive to the mind and soul as chess.

    Greg Lamond was the only normal person to be great at it and they shot him for it.

    Somebody please hit Lance Armstrong with a truck.

  • Wild at Heart

    Wild at Heart

    ★★★★

    "I'M MAKING MY LUNCH!!"

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    Perfectly captures the vibe of being at a bad houseparty in Texas.

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    I love that Willem Dafoe didn't get the part of Frank Booth and Lynch was like, "Don't worry, i will write you someone much worse."

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  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    I will never not find it funny that LMM made arguably the most explicitly elitist, anti democratic figure in American History (which is saying something) a hero to insufferable millennials.

    He would have HATED you. And you would have HATED him.

    Like A LOT.

  • Jesus Christ Superstar

    Jesus Christ Superstar

    ★★★★★

    If I were forced at gunpoint to perform in any role in this film I would be off book in about three minutes.