brynnwozniak

brynnwozniak

Favorite films

  • Desert Hearts
  • Shall We Dance?
  • Bound
  • 12 Angry Men

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  • My Old Ass

    ½

  • Blue Velvet

    ★★★½

  • Things Will Be Different

  • Challengers

    ★★★★

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  • My Old Ass

    My Old Ass

    ½

    watching this movie on date night with my girlfriend (because my mom highly recommended it) is one of the most homophobic things that has ever happened to me

    you can never make me love a chad

  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★★½

    this whole movie had me like whatttttt?? and then why???? and then really, jeffrey?? jeffrey is the one everyone is obsessed with???? and then ohhhhhhh...

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★

    WOULD NOT RECOMMEND WATCHING THIS WITH YOUR PARENTS as i unfortunately did 

    it feels very male fantasy that you restart a woman and all she cares about is sex. how convenient. 

    i did like the end. it definitely got better as it went on.

  • Shall We Dance?

    Shall We Dance?

    ★★★★★

    moral of the story: you don’t need a toupee to be a good dancer. bald people can dance too!! 🧑‍🦲🕺🕺

    upon watching this storyline for the second time in one night, i don’t like that mr.sugiyama picks up ballroom dancing without thinking about how his stay at home wife might feel about him being gone evenings and weekends. at least tell her what you’re doing!! it doesn’t seem malicious because he’s a sweetheart in all other ways, but the lack…