Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  The Magnificent Ambersons 1942

  Watched 25 Feb 2025

  "There aren't any old times. When times are gone, they're not old, they're dead." Saying this then freezing your focus into a dance that lasts all night, until it's the last dance, the only dance, “the last of the great, long-remembered dances," with a love(r) that isn't from times that are gone because time couldn't even contain you, even a cut to an empty dance floor with only you both left, how could that even make sense, how could any…

• 

  Home Alone 1990

  Added

  a lot has been said about this movie, but not enough about how fitted out Kevin is. Prep king. Can't pack a suitcase but can put that shit on any day. I'm seriously jealous.

Popular reviews

• 

  Videodrome 1983

  Added

  stuck my dick into my dvd player after watching this but debbie harry didn’t appear so i just went back to playing sims instead

• 

  Rome '78 1978

  Added

  “We are not the new wave, for we are the no wave.”

  It is what it is. Pre-dogme. Pre-mumblecore. Pre-fucking-cedential. It’s honestly, truly, unlike any thing I’ve ever seen before. Take that as you will. 
  It’s important, nonethless.