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Caddo Lake 2024
More fun than I anticipated! And really any excuse to look at the adorable Dylan O’Brien.
MAX, you better release this on some sort of physical media or digital and not let it sit in purgatory on your damn site.
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Nosferatu 2024
“You are my affliction.”
Baby these people are ACTING. Blown away by all the performances in this movie. Each one nuanced and carefully crafted while also not over the top. Lily-Rose Depp gets MVP for a performance that easily could’ve been hokey but she balances it with ease.
And yeah, this movie is horny.
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My Best Friend's Wedding 1997
"You think, what the hell. Life goes on. Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by god there'll be dancing."
I wonder if Rupert Everett's back still hurts from carrying this whole film. Everything else about this is kinda off putting. I love miss Julia but her character kinda sucks. For the record, this would've been a 2 or 2.5, but Rupert's scene steal in Act 2 really saved it for me.
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Titanic 1996
“I’d ask for ice, but this is ridiculous.”
This was the miniseries my parents had me watch instead of going to see Titanic because they thought it was too intense. Upon rewatching, it’s not as bad as I anticipated it might be. Production value is decent and there’s some star power moments with Catherine Zeta and Peter Gallagher. But holy hell some of those plot lines. Crazy nanny abducts baby? Tim Curry as a rapist jewel thief? Those are CHOICES.
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