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  Barton Fink 1991

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Dec 2024

  she fart on my bink till i’m over it

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  Aftersun 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Oct 2024

  nobody said anything relatable in this :((

Popular reviews

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  Love & Human Remains 1993

  ★★★ Watched 12 Jun 2024

  What a peculiar amalgamation of the aids crisis and the dead zone. Odd shit happens. Why is that kid seventeen. Are they a throuple. Am I supposed to like them if that’s the case. How is this the movie I watch immediately after the dead zone

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  The Ten Commandments 2007

  ★½ Watched 26 May 2024

  HOW-TO: Rivers of Blood Cocktail (Christian’s Version)

  Use 1/4 packet of red Jello in usual amount of 50% water and 50% cheapest vodka; keep around 85c. Once fully dissolved, continue mixing and slowly drizzle in chilled cognac. This will leave you with a thick, deep red soup that strongly resembles the river of blood as animated in the Ten Commandments, starring Christian Slater as Moses for some reason. An odd choice, as I don’t believe I've ever heard him sound…

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