It’s all so easy to get lost in the detail and vagueness of it all. I love seeing this odd ant-farm of a city. This is a film that understands an aspect of human nature that I adore: our collective fascination of, and further confusion by, fancy gadgets.
The best restaurant I’ve ever been to was a random hole in the wall establishment in a side beachside town in Portugal. The second best was a dive bar. The food was…
A movie saved by great performances and a great first half. I don’t love the direction this back half took! Very mid!
A lot of the later plot twists don’t have a ton of weight, at least not the same as when they were still upstairs. I think that this kept getting worse as it went on. I feel as though every huge twist just kept getting more and more predictable as it went on just to end up with…
I liked when we made contact. I like when he ate log.
I hate when he far away and can’t see him😠
This is not a review of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2, this is instead a review of the experience Blart Side of The Mall. This is when you play the entirety of Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of The Moon directly after the company logos, on repeat, until the movie ends. It’s enlightening. It’s comedic, it’s tragic, it fully adheres to Plato’s Poetics. (I’m really banking on that being Plato I didn’t fact check). It is the perfect story.
Paul Blart…
