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Recent reviews

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  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  It was ok

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  City of God 2002

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Mar 2025

  Comfortably the best film of all time.

Popular reviews

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  The First Purge 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2024 2

  A switch in directing style opted for one of the worst 50 minutes the cinema industry has ever witnessed. The real miracle of New York is how this film managed to retain my attention after this period of pure shite

  Nevertheless the last 45 carries the whole movie like a halftime super sub (Roony Bardghi against Tottenham 😉) (I know your reading this rom) hence the 8/10 rating I would of initially thought impossiblé (said with a French accent) 

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  L'Eau de la Seine 1983

  ★ Watched 30 Jul 2023

  Oh come on people, let’s not pretend we are all 250IQ geniuses and thoroughly enjoyed this. It’s 11 minutes of what looks like my year 8 art project. Let’s not take the piss and waffle on about textures and the ripple of the water and just except this was a waste of 11 minutes and 32 seconds

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