I'm officially out on these movies! Not sure how much of this can be boiled down to proper criticisms, I think it's just a matter of my taste. I enjoy scary things. I enjoy sad things. But I guess I don't enjoy really sad things that go around pretending they're scary things. Thoughts:
- Naomi Scott innocent on all charges and preemptively pardoned for future crimes
- Shout out to the teen girl from Kimmy Schmidt in her role as…
If you thought there were too many superhero movies, here's one to remind you that there's actually a bunch more that you've forgotten about. I dunno, maybe I can imagine this having been a lot of fun in a theater? There's a reason Rick and Morty episodes are 20 minutes long.
Pretty much anytime I'm watching dolls in doll world I'm having the time of my life and whenever I'm watching a human character say stuff I'm throwing trash at the screen*. I don't have the same issues as the folks who seem unironically disgusted that the message of this movie about a famous children's toy doesn't quite meet the standards of their advanced sense of feminism and gender politics. That's perfectly fine. I just wish the message we did get…
