Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ammonite 2020

  ★★½ Added

  the most memorable thing about this film was all the scritching and scratching of pencils and fossils, followed by the time mary anning and charlotte kissed for like 15 seconds then went straight to oral. where was the dialogue? and from whence came the ending?

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  Birdemic: Shock and Terror 2010

  ½ Added

  it would be extremely difficult to create a movie objectively worse than Birdemic: Shock and Terror. i watched this over zoom with a guy who i met on tinder during the pandemic. this was our first date. his suggestion. he pirated it and shared his pirated screen with me. i think that's how this movie should be watched. we don't talk anymore but i'm glad he introduced this to my life.

Popular reviews

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  Pulp Fiction 1994

  ½ Added

  rating it .5 stars mostly for the thrill of rating pulp fiction .5 stars, partially for the whole predatory gay thing and an overreliance on shock value to carry the plot. not that memorable.

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  Bug 1975

  ★½ Added

  apparently people made out to this movie in the 70s and i think that's why boomers are so fucked up