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Novocaine 2025
thunderously stupid and too normal for its own good. impossibly dumb and hollow, but never in a way that’s fun to watch. empty, completely unimaginative, written by a 7th grader or Chat GPT, zero flair, and so fucking boring. streaming slop. anti-fun. braindead “yep, i saw a movie!” shit for your aunt and uncle to watch and forget within the next week.
a schlocky movie like this survives on tone, good jokes, creative kills, and fun fight choreography, and there’s…
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The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024
this is a delight! exactly as advertised: a one-off Looney Tunes sketch stretched out over 90 minutes. there are a few great bits, most of the rapid-fire jokes hit, the animation is stellar, Farmer Jim is very 2010’s YouTube-y to me; i’m so happy i saw this in theaters. and it kind of made me…sad.
it’s so bleak that hand-drawn animation is in such dire straits that going to see this movie feels obligatory if we want to keep the…
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Wonka 2023
incredible. viscerally beautiful. i sobbed for most of the movie.
biggest crime is the PS2 graphics (like every other blockbuster now), and the lack of stakes in the performances in act 3. otherwise, this is achingly sweet and well-made. it also feels like it was written by Roald Dahl in a way that neither of the other two adaptations totally tap into.
if we’re going to keep rebooting old IP forever, i think this movie is a landmark achievement in sincerity.…
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Wicked 2024
maybe a nuclear take, but this is just totally fine!
beautiful cinematography, great staging, amazing singing, striking choreography, and way more practical sets than i expected. Chu does a great job re-adapting the show into something new and individual.
Ariana Grande really took me somewhere. i think she totally breathes life into Galinda’s sadness, her calculation, and her dimension. not so into Cynthia Erivo’s Elphaba — she plays her so plucky and aw-shucksy that her pathos gets lost, along with…
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