Bumbler B. Benson

Bumbler B. Benson

I like things

I also don't like things

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
  • Pink Floyd: The Wall
  • Redline

Recent activity

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  • Fantastic Four

    ½

  • Megalopolis

    ½

  • The Book of Henry

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ½

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  • Fantastic Four

    Fantastic Four

    ½

    Dad was kind of allergic to his name in big letters.

    Which reminds me, I think that the four of us should have a name.

    Why would we need a name?

    Because we're a team now, and there's four of us so we should come up with a name for it.

    Like, "The Human Torch and the Torchettes."

    Ugh. No.

    Are you kidding me?

    How about "The Big Brain and His Neurons"?

    How about "The Big Brain and Her Neurons"?…

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ½

    Buried underneath all of the horrible cinematography, horrible dialogue, horrible VFX, bizarre creative decisions, nonexistent chemistry, and half baked messaging, lies a heartfelt tale of a man who just wanted to go back to the club.

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  • Cars

    Cars

    ★★★★★

    Yo Lightning, check out this shit

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ½

    I love how people were like “It’s a very rewarding experience for Mario fans!” and the rewards are just, sound effects, and minuscule background details.

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