BurtWeston

BurtWeston

Favorite films

  • Living in Oblivion
  • Clerks
  • Timecop 2: The Berlin Decision
  • The Big Lebowski

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  • The Big Lebowski

    ★★★★★

  • Clerks

    ★★★★★

  • Timecop 2: The Berlin Decision

    ★★★★★

  • Living in Oblivion

    ★★★★★

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  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski

    ★★★★★

    I don't really know what this film is about, I just love bowling.

  • Clerks

    Clerks

    ★★★★★

    Clerks is identical to my life story.
    When I was in my twenties, I worked at a small corner video store in Gotham City. This was, before my big time break with Panessa.
    Of course, this was the early 2000s, so I sold DVDs instead of Tapes, but otherwise, 1-to-1. 

    My lawsuit against Kevin Smith was unfortunately thrown out by the court, considering the events of my life occurred after the release of the movie.
    Which is a total load.

    My friend’s a…

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  • Timecop 2: The Berlin Decision

    Timecop 2: The Berlin Decision

    ★★★★★

    Timecop 2: The Berlin Decision is home to the single best transition known to mankind.

    Allow me to set the scene.
    Our titular Timecop blitzes ahead into the future. White, flashing lights encompass our reality, as the world around us shifts. As our vision clears, what can we see?
    That white light; a reflection on the Time-Judges Gavel, raised high above her head.

    She drops the gavel like the mighty Thor!
    BANG!
    The camera pulls back, and fades down, emphasizing her height…

  • Living in Oblivion

    Living in Oblivion

    ★★★★★

    Living In Oblivion may be the perfect film to show to people who are too stupid to understand the plight of the artist. 

    How hard can it be to make a movie, Burt??” They say. They say, “It’s just pointing a camera, Burt!

    Everyone who I have ever hired to work on a film-shoot behaves identically to this movie.
    They say Idiocracy is a Documentary, but Living In Oblivion is the real documentary.
    The documentary made for the master of the craft of film.

    There…